My grandfather gave me this advice a few years ago, and in honor of his would-be 100th birthday I wanted to share it with everyone else. It has helped me on many occasions
Did somebody say cats wearing capes in mid-air filmed in slow-motion?
You gave me everything (my whole life)
This everything (my whole world)
Tom Hiddleston getting a nipple twister from on old Korean lady… I will never be the same again.
NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.
And this of course is Aragorn’s sword Anduril, Flame of the West, re-forged from the shards of Narsil, given to me by Viggo Mortensen. Now, this has nothing to do with the metaphor - I just want to remind everyone that I have this.
So last week at the office, I wrote the words “Ex Boyfriend Tears” on my water bottle as a joke, and everyone went nuts. The lightbulb went off, and after some sketching and mouse clicks, my newest baby was born.
Introducing Ex Boyfriend Tears, a line of cups, mugs, and flasks to quench any kind of thirst. The glass is the only item that will make it in time for holiday gift giving, but stay tuned for when the mug and flask launch in January!
As always, thanks for supporting my silly little projects you guys.